"The exterior is flawless"

"m-b-w loves his SUBAROO" (m-b-w) 01/03/2015 at 23:40 • Filed to: None

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McMike > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/03/2015 at 23:42

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I'm guessing he meant "interior is flawless," but that's doesn't make this not hilarious.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > McMike 01/03/2015 at 23:44

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That was my thought too. My guess is that he picked this up on copart and is selling it for a profit.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/03/2015 at 23:47

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Well it does give it something it never had, character.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/03/2015 at 23:50

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"It does need new headlights"

Well you have to admire his honesty!

jvirgs drives a Subaru > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/03/2015 at 23:54

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I'm surprised the airbags didn't go off.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > jvirgs drives a Subaru 01/04/2015 at 00:01

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Mitsubishi probably just forgot to install them.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/04/2015 at 00:02

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¯\_()_/¯ OOPS

Alfalfa > McMike 01/04/2015 at 00:04

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Probably, but when you consider that there's probably still broken glass in there that you will be finding for the next 5 years, that may not be true either.

Dusty Ventures > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/04/2015 at 00:19

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He either doesn't understand the meaning of the word "flawless" or the meaning of the word "exterior"

Stef Schrader > jvirgs drives a Subaru 01/04/2015 at 01:04

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It takes a pretty significant lick to get the airbags to go off.

Stef Schrader > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 01/04/2015 at 01:05

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HOLY BALLSACKS I WISH I COULD GET THIS FOR LEMONS

Only cons: it seems to be the base model. Smaller brakes, smaller engine, no paddles with "gears" programmed in for acceleration funtime, less amusing suspension.

But holy crap, it's the right color. Enter it in LeMons. Please. The universe commands you! (I...I would arrive and drive this in a heartbeat. It's my car! Only not!)

ranwhenparked > Dusty Ventures 01/04/2015 at 01:51

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Possibly both, he may mean to say that the seats need a lot of work.

Dusty Ventures > ranwhenparked 01/04/2015 at 03:06

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Sounds plausible